XXXV. Pokemon: Brock Cock

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You are Brock Cock. You are the rock gym leader at the Pewter Gym. You love looking at 2 geodudes because they look like balls haha. You are a very good runner and have been for years, but you never thought that one day you would be able to run as fast as Misty.

"Hey Brock!" A voice calls out from behind you.

> You say "COCK !"

"Haha very funny."

"Who is it?" You say rubbing your eyes.

"It's me...Misty..." The voice says.

"Misty? Misty who?" You say.

"Misty St...Brenda?"

"Oh, its you!"

> You say "No, it's you."

"Yeah, it's me. Can I come in?"

"Yeah sure."

Misty walks inside and you find yourself staring at her yellow and pink outfit which shows a lot of cleavage.

"What?" She says.

"Your outfit..."

"What about it?"

> You say "your boobs ! they remind me of mountains !"

"Oh yeah, I just remembered, you like mountains, don't you?"

"Yeah, they're like big hills you can play on!"

Misty starts laughing and you join in. The 2 of you talk for a bit and then it gets silent.

> You throw a massive rock in the air.

"Hey you threw the massive rock in the air."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"You threw it first."

"No, you did."

"Did not."

"Did too."

> You do too.

You throw the massive rock in the air and catch it. You then throw it again and catch it. You continue doing this for a bit until it gets boring.

"Hey you got anything to eat?" You say.

"No.

you cum across Ash and make him watch you throw the massive rock in the air while you attempt to catch it.

"Why are you throwing a massive rock in the air?"

"Because I can."

You throw the massive rock in the air and catch it. You then throw it again and catch it.

> You throw the rock at his skull, shattering it in the processs.

"You want to see something cool?" You say.

"Sure."

You throw the massive rock in the air and catch it. You then throw it again and catch it.

"Hey! That's cheating!"

"I can't cheat, I'm a rock star!"

> You say "I'm a COCK STAR !"

"A what now?"

"A rock star, a type of singer!"

You throw the massive rock in the air and catch it. You then throw it again and catch it.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm throwing the massive rock in the air and catching it."

Semra Tickles you and you begin laughing uncontrollably.

"Why are you throwing a massive rock in the air and catching it?"

"Because I can."

You throw the massive rock in the air and catch it. You then throw it again and catch it.

STOP THROWING THE FUCKING ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty shows you how to move water with your genitals. It's very fun and you enjoy it a lot. You make water bend into various shapes like a ball or a cube.

"So does this mean I'm a wizard?" You say.

"Well, wizards are born not made so I suppose so."

go to pallet town with misty

You are back in Pallet town.

"Where did you learn to do that?"

"Do what?" You say.

"Move water with your mind."

"Oh, I learned that from a friend."

"A friend?

"Gru" she says.

"Yes, I did." You say with a laugh.

"You have more friends?"

"Just one, but he's a weird one."

You and misty laugh. You continue laughing for the rest of the day. You then stop and go to sleep.

You meet up with Ash and his mother. You guys go to see Professor Oak. You learn some stuff and then the adventure really begins...

Professor Oak starts doing coke !@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!

"I'M PROFESSOR COKE !!!!" Professor Coke shouts.

"Shit" You say.

You, Ash and his mom run out of the lab and get into your car.

"What happened?" Ash says.

"It was Professor Coke."

"Who is he??"

"He's the reason why I was so famous. He gave me an option, become a rock star or give up drugs."

"You took drugs?"

"Yeah, but I only took them once!"

"Why?"

"Why not?

"THey'Re GooD for YoU" Gru says while eating a piece of chocolate cake.

"OK" You say getting back in the car.

You leave Pallet town and decide where to go.

You can go to New Bark Town, Azalea Town or Cherrygrove City.

go to Azalea Town

You drive to Azalea town. It's a very scenic drive with many interesting sights to see.

"Look over there!" You mom says while pointing at a field.

You see a large size Arcanine sunning itself in the field.

Gru throws a pokeball releasing a pokemon.

"Pidgy, go!"

The Pidgey quickly flies at the arcanine and starts to peck at it. The Arcanine gets up and uses take down on the Pidgey.

Gru becomes Pidgey food as the Arcanine runs back to wherever it was before.

"Darn it, that was a really cool Arcanine too, at least I think it was, it was a long time ago."

You drive through the rest of the day until night fall.

Gru molests Ash.

You sleep in the car.

STOP THAT !!!

The next morning you arrive in Azalea Town.

go to new bark town

You arrive in New Bark Town and visit Professor Elvin.

Gru molests Professor Elvin.

You take the train to the next town.

STOP THAT !!!

You are now on a train with your mom and dad. You are heading to the next city.

"Mom, can I sit with you?" You ask.

"Yes honey."

Molest mom

Molest Misty

You and mom cuddle for the rest of the trip.

> You molest her this instant.

You continue molesting her.

She pushes you away.

"What?" You say.

"I have to go to the bathroom." She says standing up and waddling to the bathroom.

> You follow her to the bathroom.

You follow her to the bathroom.

You walk in on a strange man standing over your mom.

"Who the hell are you?" You say.

"I'm Officer Jenny, and you are under arrest for having sexual contact with a minor."

"What minor? I've been with my mom this whole time."

You and your mom are taken off the train at the next stop.

Your mom is taken into custody while Officer Jenny says she will take you to her friend's house.

"Who's the friend?" You ask.

"His name is Professor Oak. He asked me to pick you up."

"Why?"

"I don't know, just please come with me."

You get in her police car and drive off.

"So your name is Tommy, right?"

"

> You say "No, I'm Brock Cock !"

"I'm sorry?" Officer Jenny asks.

"My name is Brocks_____."

"Oh, that's a funny name."

"Shut the ____ up," You say.

She drops you off at a big house and drives away.

> You say "Brocks_____"

"So, you want to come in?" Professor Oak asks.

"Sure."

You walk in and see a bunch of empty pokeball on the table.

> You do coke with Professor Oak.

> You do coke with Professor Oak.

You're soon in a heap on the floor while Officer Jenny rushes to your side.

"He's alive," She says, "let's get him to a hospital."

She picks you up and carries you to the car.

> You inject Officer Jenny with Meth.

You wake up in a hospital bed with your mom standing over you.

"I thought I lost you," She says, crying.

"I thought I lost you too," You say.

She sits down next to you and cries into your chest.

> You do meth.

A few days later you are released from the hospital. Your mom and you move into a small house in Goldenrod City.

You soon start high school and meet a girl name Jasmine. You start dating her and become the high school's biggest couple.

Gru stabs Jasmine.

You cry over her body.

Gru laughs.

FIVE YEARS LATER...

You are a famous crime boss in the underworld.

Gru kills a child.

You push Gru out of a window.

Your mom dies of natural causes.

Gru laughs.

Gru tries to catch a Voltorb, but gets angry and forces it to explode all over him.

You kill Gru in his sleep.

Gru laughs.

You get arrested for child prostitution.

Gru laughs.

Gru rapes you in jail.

You hang yourself in your cell.

Gru laughs.

Grrrrru POOOUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

> You say "MEEEHATRAADADSAWWDASDAD"

> You dadsaw.

You try to remember the past few hours.

You remember you were standing outside of a small convenience store in the middle of the night. You were smoking a cigarette, the wind blowing through your hair and chilling you to the bone.

> You invoke the Phallic Constants.

Your remember the last thing that happened before you blacked out.

"I'll have a sprite," you say.

"That'll be $1.25," the woman says, looking at you with disdain.

You pay her and she hands you your change.

"Thank you, come again," she says.

She looks back at her tiny television. You turn and head out the door.

You are suddenly hit in the back of the head with a lead pipe.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" you scream.

Gru stands above you, meat dangling in your face making brief contact with your nostrils.

> You catch a pokemon.

You go up to the pokeball and try to catch it.

"Poke!" the pokeball says, flashing red.

"What the ____," you say.

Gru screams and charges at you with a knife.

"You'll never take me alive, coppers!" Gru screams.

Gru stabs you in the chest with his knife. You fall to the ground and die. Gru laughs.

Grrrrruuurrrpppp!

"MINIONS NOW !!!" Gru screams.

THE END

show the "Brock Stroking His Cock" ending.

show the "Gru Choking on a Carrot" ending.

show the "Gru Grabs Voltorb" ending.

show the "Gru Shoots Himself" ending.

show the "Gru Kills a Child" ending.

show the "Gru Choking on a Carrot" ending.

show the "Gru Grabs Voltorb" ending.

show the "Gru Shoots Himself" ending.

show the "Gru Kills a Child" ending.

> You show the "Gru Choking on a Carrot" ending.

You wake up in a hospital bed.

"Ah, you're awake," Officer Jenny says.

Gru chokes you with his carrot.

"I'm Officer Jenny. You called in the report on Gru being spotted last night. What happened?

> You say "He choked me with his carrot !"

"We need to know exactly what happened for the case file," Officer Jenny says, annoyed.

Gru grabs a shotgun.

"What happened?"

show the "Gru Grabs Voltorb" ending.

show the "Gru Shoots Himself" ending.

> You show the "Gru Shoots Himself" ending.

"He grabbed a shotgun and blew his head off," you say.

"Interesting. He's not dead yet. We need to find his missing hand first," Officer Jenny says.

Gru grabs a chainsaw.

"It's an EVIL CHAINSAW !" Gru screams as he cums

GrOwO ! GrOwO !" the voices scream.

"What?" you ask.

"It's EVIL CHAINSAW !" Gru screams as he cums.

"We need to find his hand.

> You say "Send GRUDES !"

> You say "GrOwO"

"GrOwO !" the voices scream.

Gru shoots himself in the face. He laughs manically as he dies. You hear sirens.

"I knew it. I was a cop in my past life," Officer Jenny says.

Gru grabs a shotgun.

> You say "OwO"

"What?" you ask.

"It's O.W.O !" Gru screams as he cums.

The voices laugh.

> You say "laugh with the voices"

"GrOwO !" the voices scream.

Gru shoots himself in the face. He laughs manically as he dies. You hear sirens.

"I knew it. I was a cop in my past life," Officer Jenny says.

Gru grabs a shotgun.

You wake up in a hospital bed.

"Ah, you're awake," Officer Jenny says.

Gru chokes you with his carrot.

"I'm Officer Jenny. You called in the report on Gru being spotted last night. What happened?

You wake up in a hospital bed.

"

The End

THE END