IX. The Castration of Adam Mandler

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You are Grogman, the Vice president of Mandler Corporation. You oversee castration at the company. Your boss Adam Mandler has been CEO for five years, so according to company policy, he must be castrated. Today is the day. The surgery will take place in a special room set up specifically for it. The operation itself takes about an hour and you have time to change into your sterile surgical outfit before heading out.

> Prepare the castration shears

You grab the shears from where they lay on the table next to you and put them away in a drawer. You then turn back to face the mirror and look yourself over one more time.

> "Damn, I'm sexy"

You think back to all the times you've had guys stare at you when you were walking down the street or even just talking with friends. They always seemed pretty interested, but never really acted on their interest. It's like they didn't want to hurt your feelings, or something.

> !Suddenly Otis appears in the room, his udders bulging "Hnnngg!!" he shrieks

You quickly turn around and run to the door.

"Otis! Come here!" you call out as loud as you can.

The dog barks excitedly at you, but doesn't come any closer.

> "Shut up Dukey!" You say. Otis the cow begins to bark loudly

You turn around and walk past Otis who continues to bark.

"What?" you ask.

"Shut up Dukey." He says in a high pitched voice.

You turn back around and leave the room without saying another word to Otis.

> !Gru is waiting for you in the kitchen. His black suit is stained with cum from last night's milking tasks

You enter the kitchen and see Gru, his hands wrapped tightly around a large bottle of milk. He looks like he wants to drink it right now, but hesitates.

"Gru? What're you doing?" You ask.

"I'm drinking some milk."

> "Pass me some of that thick, sweet milk!"

"Sure thing, I'll pass you some." You reply.

You head to the fridge and find a pitcher of milk. You pour a little bit onto your hand and begin to suck on it. It tastes good...

>

But you feel weird. Something isn't quite right.

Suddenly, the phone rings. You pick it up and answer it. It's a woman's voice "Hello?"

"Hi, this is Mrs. Right.

> "More like Mrs. Wrong! Bitch!" You slam the phone down.

You hang up and sigh. You don't know why you bothered answering the phone, but you did anyway.

Mrs. Right: Hey, what's going on? Are we having a party today? Or should I get rid of those boxes already?

> "Get out of my house!"

You hang up the phone and sigh. You don't have anything better to do than deal with these people.

You decide to go upstairs and check on your new neighbor. As soon as you open the front door, you hear a loud noise followed by a thud sound from behind you.

> !Adam Mandler is naked, lying on the ground behind you

You look over and see Adam Mandler standing there naked, looking at you with his big eyes. He has no clothes on, but you don't care because he's so cute.

Adam: (Sigh) So much for being nice...

> Grab Adam by his golden tipped rod

You grab Adam's rod and pull him over to the couch.

Adam: Ohh... Mr. Righty! You're sooo lucky to have found me! I'm gonna make you happy!

You laugh and kiss him on the lips, which causes Adam to blush.

>

You continue kissing him and then start to undress Adam. You take off his pants and underwear. You remove his shirt and toss it aside. Then you strip Adam completely naked, leaving only his boots on the floor.

Adam: (Moan) Ohhh... Yes sir!

> !Adam's clothes are back on.

You grab Adam's boxers and put them back on. You unzip his fly and pull out his member. It's about the size of a pea, but still hard as rock.

Adam: (Pant) Oh yes sir! I've been a bad boy!

> "You've been so bad, that I must castrate you!" Suddenly you hear the sounds of Gru milking Otis intensely from downstairs

You quickly run upstairs and see Gru milking Otis intensely from downstairs.

Otis: (Gasping) Wh-what?! What happened? Where am I?

You: (Laughs) Well, you're in the basement now. And you've been bad!

> Realize that Otis is actually Adam in disguise

You: (Smirking) Good job, Otis. Now you can be free again!

You run into the kitchen and throw Otis' clothes at him. He looks surprised when he sees who threw them at him.

Otis: Oh no! Who are you?

> "I'm Grogman, the castrator

You: (Chuckle) Okay, you got me. But you'll never catch me. See, I'm a very good liar."

Otis: (Shocked) You're a...you're a man?! A real one? Is this true?

You: "

>

Of course it's true, you little freak. You're my slave. I own you."

Otis: (Screams) No! Please! I didn't do anything wrong! They'll punish me too!

You: "

>

Well, they won't punish you if you just keep your mouth shut."

Otis: (Gasps) But...but what will happen to me? Will I go to jail or something?

You: "No, no, nothing like that.

> "You will be milked and castrated"

Otis: (Sobbing) I don't want to die! Please let me live!

You: "Oh, well you're going to get milked and castrated anyway. So what's the harm?"

> I chop his udders and castrate him furiously

You: "Alright, alright, calm down. Just relax. You're not getting any younger. Let's begin."

Otis: (Whimpers) O-okay...I-I'm sorry...please don't kill me...(sob)...please....

>

You: "Don't worry, I won't. We'll take care of everything."

Otis: (Crying) Please don't leave me here alone with you...please...(sob)...I love you...my baby girl....oh please...."

You: "

>

Otis, stop crying. It's time for you to get ready for your new life as a milk cow."

You turn off the light and put on some warm clothing. You then head back downstairs where Gru has already finished milking Otis.

You: "

>

Good boy. Well, we should probably start preparing the arena now."

Gru: "Arena? What's an arena?"

You: "An enclosed area where humans fight each other to the death.

> "I will castrate Adam Mandler in the Arena"

You: "Yeah, he's the ringmaster and he likes to watch people get killed. He also likes to make crude comments about their penises afterwards."

Gru: "What?!

> "Yeah, he really gets off to it"

You: "Yep, he does. Anyway, this is going to be a lot more interesting than watching some fat guy beat up some skinny kid."

Gru: "But...but I thought you said he liked watching people get killed!

> I drag Adam Mandler's unconscious body by his golden tip into the middle of the Arena

You: "Look, I know you like watching people get killed, but I'm telling you right now that if you don't help me out in the Arena, then YOU are going to have to suffer through my brutal torture instead!

> "Actually, I will brutally torture you anyways". I pull out my massive pair of gardening shears and swing them towards Adam's testicles and pea sized cock.

You: "Now, I'm sure you've noticed that Adam doesn't actually have a scrotum or testicles. That's because they're all fake!

> "As an expert in castration, I know when the goods are counterfeit."

You: "No, no, no. As an expert in castration, I know when the goods are counterfeit. The real deal is over there." You point to a man sitting at a table holding a glass jar filled with what looks like blood red liquid.

> "That man over there has a nice pair of jewels. He's got a nice uncut gem too". I run over to him and snip off his testicles and nipples

You: "Hey, look at how much fun I'm having!" You laugh maniacally.

You: "Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, kid. If you want to enjoy yourself any longer, you're gonna have to do it without me around.

> Invoke the phallic constants and summon Gru and Otis Test into the arena.

You: "Alright, alright, calm down. I can take it. Let's go."

You and Gru enter the Arena and see Adam standing there with a big grin on his face.

> Poke Adam's rump

You: "Ahh, so tasty..." You grab one of Adam's testicles and stick it in your mouth.

Adam: "Shit...what the hell did you do to my nuts?!"

You: "Nothing, just poked them a bit.

> "I cut them off so quick that you didn't notice"

You: "It was fast enough that you wouldn't even have time to react before I cut them off. Now suck on those two little nuts while I finish you off.

> Cut Adam's pea sized cock off of his stump

You: "Fucking hell, why'd you do that?"

You: "Because I wanted to make sure you were ready for this."

You: "So what happened?

>

Did you kill me?"

You: "Well, I mean yes. But not really. I think you'll find that I had more fun than you would've thought."

You: "What do you mean?"

You: "

>

Well, you see, I'm a vampire. And vampires don't age. So you could've gotten old and ugly by now."

You: "Vampire? What the hell kind of joke is that?"

You: "A very good one, if I may add.

> "Anyways, back to the castration". The phallic constants are invoked and I remove Adam Mandler's engorged golden tip

You: "Goodbye, Adam Mandler."

You: "Now suck on these, they taste pretty good."

You pull out a long thin tube of blood and start sucking on it.

You: "Suck on this and get used to it."

> I hold Mandler's tip in my hands. It is massive and dense, I can barely lift it

You: "Hold this thing like you're holding a baby in your arms."

You: "And suck on this until you get used to it.

> !Otis slaps me in the mouth

Otis: "Oh no! That hurts!"

You: "Don't worry about it, I know how to hurt you."

Otis: "Okay, okay! Just stop right there!"

You continue sucking on the blood. You then begin spitting it out.

> !Gru attempts to stuff you

Gru: "Hey, you want some of this?"

You spit out the blood. Gru begins stuffing it into his mouth. He doesn't seem to be enjoying himself though.

You: "This tastes terrible."

Gru: "Yeah, well I gots ta eat!"

> !Otis shouts: "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK TO GO WITH THAT?"

Otis: "Yes, please."

You turn around and grab a large wooden bucket from the table. You dump out all the blood in it and shove it into the bucket. Then you throw in another one. Finally you toss in a few other things as well.

> !Gru jumps from the balcony and dives straight into my ears

You: "That was great! Now let's finish this up!"

You pick Gru up and throw him over the railing. He lands hard on the ground below.

You: "See? Not bad, eh?"

Otis comes running down from upstairs with a big knife in hand.

>

Otis: "Come on, let's finish this up!"

You and Gru go outside where you have a bit of an argument. Otis has already taken off. You look at the bloody body and realize what you did.

>

You: "I... I killed him..."

Otis: "No, you didn't. We both knew he wasn't going to die."

You: "But I thought we were supposed to kill him!

> Give Otis a purple nurple

Otis: "Heh, yeah, but I'm not gonna lie. This was a very difficult decision for me. But I had to do it. Besides, you said you wanted to see if you could make love without killing each other so that's what we'll do."

>

You: "What the hell are you talking about?!"

Otis: "Well, I mean we've been friends forever and you always seemed pretty interested in me when we were together. So I figured why not take advantage of that by making love to you?

> Stroke him

You: "Wait... what?

> "Did I just say that?"

Otis: "Oh no, don't worry about that. It's fine. I think you're really cute and I like you too much to deny your feelings."

You: "Stop right there! What the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you even consider doing something like this?"

> Grab otis's body

You: "NO! Stop it!"

Otis: "Why not? I mean... you know how I am. And besides, this isn't exactly against our rules. Besides, it's not like we can do anything about it now.

> !Adam Mandler starts throbbing intensely on the ground behind you

You: "Adam, stop it!"

Adam: "Hey, whoa! Whoa! Slow down there blondie. I ain't trying to hurt ya."

You: "Look out!

>

He's gonna kill us all!"

Adam: "Yeah, well I'd rather be alive than dead. Anyway, come on in here and join me."

You: "And why should I trust you?"

Adam: "Because you're my friend and because you're my wife.

> "NO!!!

You: "No! I won't let you touch me!"

Adam: "Aw come on, don't be such a baby. I mean it's not like we have any choice in this matter. Besides, you're my friend and I'll try to help you.

> "But I castrated you. You can't do anything to me now"

Adam: "Ha ha, good one blondie. Well anyway, come on in here and join me."

You walk into the room where Adam is sitting at a table holding his head in both hands. He looks up at you as he does this.

> Poke Adam's nipples with pencils

You: "Honey, get off of me!"

Adam: "I'm sorry honey but I can't. I'm having a hard time concentrating on my concentration. Please help me out."

You: "Get off of me!"

Adam: "Please? Really?"

> "All I wanted was to follow the Phallic Arrows" !Adam says

You: "Fine, but only if you help me find my husband."

Adam: "What?! But..."

You: "Yes, but. Now tell me where your husband is."

Adam: "...but I can't! My mind has gone completely blank!

> !Otis walks into the room holding a shotgun. You hear a shot fire out and it all goes black

You wake up in the hospital bed. The doctor comes in and asks what happened. You explain everything to him and he tells you that you were shot by an Otis. His name is Otis and he lives in the house next door to yours, which is called the Mandler House.

> "Is Adam Mandler okay?"

The Doctor: "Oh yes, he's fine. It was just a simple accident. We had to go over some safety procedures for the new residents."

You: "So you didn't really want me here then?

>

I mean I could've gotten myself killed or something."

Doctor: "Well, no...it wasn't our intention to harm you. In fact, we would've liked you here more than anyone else. However, due to some unfortunate circumstances, we had to move in another resident.

> "What happened to Adam's genitals?"

Doctor: "They got eaten by a rat."

You: "A rat ate them?!"

Doctor: "Yes, they were eaten yesterday morning when you woke up. They weren't even badly damaged."

You: "Wait a minute...how did they get inside my body?"

>

Doctor: "It's quite simple actually. When you first came in, you were naked. That's how the rats found their way inside your body."

You: "How did they get inside my body?"

Doctor: "That's why we had to put you under sedation."

>

You: "Why didn't you kill them?"

Doctor: "We couldn't risk doing so since we'd have to remove the sedative before putting you back under it's effects. Besides, we don't know exactly how they got in there in the first place."

> "Are the rats still in my body?"

Doctor: "No, not anymore. We removed the sedative and now you're feeling normal again."

You: "Okay, well are the rats going to come back?"

Doctor: "Nah, they left us alone after eating your genitals."

> "What are these rats called?"

Doctor: "Rats, they're small rodents with long legs and furry bodies. They're also known as 'the little people' because of their size."

You: "But aren't they rodents too?

>

Why do they look like that?"

Doctor: "Actually, they're related to mice and rats, but unlike mice and rats, they have four limbs instead of three. This gives them a unique appearance."

You: "What kind of animal are the Rats?"

Doctor: "

>

They're omnivores, meaning they eat both plants and animals. Some species can grow to be nearly twice the size of humans."

You: "What about the other inhabitants of this house?"

Doctor: "There are several different kinds of creatures living here.

> "Are you Doctor Nefario?"

"I am Doctor Nefario!"

Doctor: "Very good! Now let me ask you one thing, what is your name?"

You: "My name is _____.

> "My name is Ryan Grogman Righty"

Doctor: "Ryan Grogman Righty?"

You:"Yeah, I'm Ryan Grogman Righty."

Doctor: "Ohh, very nice. Well then I'll call you Ryan for short from now on. What's your real name?"

You:"Michael Dolan."

> "But I will have to kill you after telling you this." Begin choking Doctor Nefario

You:"But I will have to kill you after telling you this."

Doctor: "Yes, yes, I see that. Very well then Michael Dolan, if you don't want to die right away just tell me your name."

You:"My name is Michael Dolan."

> "But I will have to kill you after telling you this." Begin choking Doctor Nefario

You:"But I will have to kill you after telling you this.

>

How did you know my last name?"

Doctor: "Because it was written on your hand when we were examining you. It says Dolan, so that's how I knew who you were.

> Choke Doctor Nefario

You: "No, no, no..."

Doctor: "Stop struggling or I'll hurt you even more than I already have. Now tell me your name."

You:"My name is Michael Dolan."

Doctor: "Good boy! Good boy!"

> I wrap my hands around the Doctor's neck and squeeze with all my might. His eyes bulge out of their sockets and his tongue turns blue.

You choke the Doctor and squeeze him until he passes out. When he comes back to life, you pull your head off his body and throw it in front of the door.

The next day, you go to school as usual. The teachers notice that you've changed a bit since yesterday.

> I wake up surrounded by Otis and Gru, finally in the present again.

You wake up in the morning and find yourself alone in a room filled with Otis and Gru. They look at you like you're some sort of monster, but you ignore them. You grab your backpack and start walking towards the cafeteria where you usually eat breakfast.

> You see Adam Mandler eating alone at a table. He looks at you with a new fear in his eyes. This pleases you

You walk past Adam Mandler and sit down at a table near him. Adam looks at you with a new fear in his eyes. This pleases you.

Adam: "What are you doing here? Why didn't you come to school today?

> "Get out of my head, you cum-monster! I know you drugged me after the castration."

Adam: "I can't believe you did that! I thought you were going to be my friend!"

You: "That's not what I meant. Get out of my head, you cocksucker!"

Adam: "Okay... okay..."

> Ask Adam Mandler about his encounter with the rats

You:"Hey Adam, what happened to you?"

Adam:"Oh, nothing much really. I woke up in the middle of the night and found myself surrounded by rats. They were trying to get into my mouth and throat."

You:"They tried to get inside your mouth?

>

How do you know they weren't successful?"

Adam:"Well, they had long claws and sharp teeth, so I'm sure they could have gotten in if I hadn't been careful. But luckily for me, I managed to fight them off before getting sick enough to pass out."

You:"

>

Hm, sounds like you got lucky. So what happened to you?"

Adam:"Well, I woke up in the hospital with a bad case of rat bites. My face is covered in scars now."

You:"Scars? What kind of scars?"

Adam:"

>

All kinds. Some of them are ugly, some of them are funny, some of them are just plain weird looking. I guess you'd call them tattoos."

You:"Tattoos? Are there any other markings on your body besides those scars?"

Adam:"Nope.

> "I don't believe you!" Burn Adam Mandler's clothes off

You:"Burn my clothes off?! That'll show him! Burn his pants off! Kill him right now!"

Adam:"No, no, no. No way would I kill someone who helped me out. Besides, I think you should help me instead."

You:"But why?"

> "Take off you clothes, NOW!"

Adam:"Fine, take off your clothes. Now then, tell me what you saw.

> "I saw my past, with Doktor Zork. He was Gru's father."

"Yes, yes, I remember. Gru was my father. His name was Doktor Zork."

Adam:"Good boy. Good boy."

You:"And he wanted me to kill you because he said it would make things easier for him.

> !Gru T-poses towards me intensely. He lightly taps my nuts with his engorged nose

Gru:"What are you doing?!"

You:"Nothing, just tapping your nuts with my engorged nose."

Gru:"Stop it! Stop it!"

You:"Sorry, sorry. It's just something I've always done when we play together.

>

I can't stop it though. If anything, it makes me want to tap your nuts even more."

Gru:"Stop it! STOP IT RIGHT THIS SECOND!"

You:"I'm not stopping until you're dead or I die. That's how serious this is.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -

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