X. Squidward's Testicles

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You are Squidward Testicles. You are the cashier at the Krusty Krab. You are gay. The fact that you have been given a name is not lost on you, but it does make things easier to process. It's almost like your life has come full circle and now that you're here, everything makes sense.

> !Mr. Eugene Krabs tells you to get back to work.

"Get back to work!" he shouts. "I'm in charge of this place! I can't be bothered with all these stupid questions you've got."

Mr.

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Krabs has been working at the Krusty Krab for years, so he knows his way around a kitchen. He also knows how to take care of you. You feel like you're being pampered by this man who is clearly more powerful than you are.

> "Show me how powerful you are."

"Show me how powerful you are," you say.

Mr. Krabs smiles. "Well? What do you want?"

"Just show me how powerful you are."

The next day, Mr.

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Krabs shows you how powerful he is.

He starts by taking off his shirt and showing you the scars running along his chest from when he was bitten by a giant crab once. He then takes out a large knife and cuts open one of the crabs' legs, revealing its insides.

> Run my tentacles along his nose

You quickly wrap your tentacle around Mr. Krabs' face and pull him into the air. His eyes widen as you start sucking on his eyeballs, which begin to bleed profusely.

"Ahh! Ahhh! Nooo!"

> !Spongebob ejaculates through the window.

Spongebob ejaculates through the window.

You grab Mr. Krabs' limp body and drag him outside where you throw him onto the ground. You then proceed to go inside and take a seat at the counter while Mr.

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Krabs is still unconscious.

"So, what did you think?" Mr. Krabs says groggily.

"It was... interesting." You reply. "But I don't understand why they didn't just let me stay here.

> !Spongebob starts stroking

"Oh my god, Spongebob! Stop it!" Mr. Krabs screams.

"What? Oh no, I'm sorry! I'll stop right away!" Spongebob says.

> !A loud voice yells out "It's milk time!"

Spongebob stops sucking on Mr. Krabs' eyeballs and looks up at the sky.

"Mmmmmm..." he whispers. "Milk time."

A loud voice yells out "It's milk time!"

> !Gru Test enters

Gru Test enters.

"I have come to kill you all." Gru Test says.

"That's not very nice, Gru Test." Mr. Krabs replies. "We can talk about this later.

> !Gru asks if he can milk you.

"No, I'm fine." You say.

"Very well, but I'd like to get some more information before deciding whether or not to kill you all." Gru Test says.

"Anything else?" Mr. Krabs asks.

"Nope." Gru Test answers.

> !Gru milks Eugene Seymour Harold Krabs

"Alright, alright, we're letting you live." Mr. Krabs says.

"Fine." Gru Test sighs. "Just give me the key to the safe and whatever else there is in that room and I'll be on my way.

> !Krabs says "I'll never give you the secret formula Plankton!".

"Okay, okay, I got it." Mr. Krabs says.

"Good." Gru Test nods. He turns around and walks off towards the back of the store with his head down looking for something in particular.

Mr.

> !Mr. Krabs rips off Gru's face to reveal Plankton

You rip off Mr. Krabs' face and toss it into the milk churn.

"Well, that wasn't too bad." Mr. Krabs says as he stands up from the table. "Now I guess I should probably tell everyone how much money Plankton stole today."

> "What's the milk churn?"

"The milk churn?" Mr. Krabs asks confused.

"Yeah, it's a device used to turn milk into cheese." You explain.

"Cheese?!" Mr. Krabs exclaims in disbelief. "How do you make cheese out of milk?! It doesn't sound possible!"

> "You must cum first"

"Cum inside me." You say.

"But...but I don't know anything about making cheese!" Mr. Krabs says.

"Then you need to learn quickly, because it's going to take awhile before I teach you everything." You reply.

> !The real Gru Test appears and begins to milk Spongebob Test

Plankton comes walking through the door.

"Ah, it's you." Mr. Krabs says. "So what are you doing here? You were supposed to be stealing our secret formula!

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What happened?"

Plankton looks at him and then at you. Then he shakes his head. "Nothing happened, except I had to go pee." He says.

"Oh." Mr. Krabs says again, disappointed by Plankton's lack of success. "

> !Mr. Krabs becomes aroused

"Oh yeah, I think that was pretty good." Mr. Krabs says. "Let's try this one more time."

This time you pull your pants down and start rubbing yourself against Mr. Krabs while he rubs himself against you.

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This goes on for quite some time until you both climax together.

"That was great." Mr. Krabs says. "And now let's see if we can get this cheese made."

> "Your fingers are too long, you cheese-digging whore

"No, no, no, it's fine." You say. "It just takes longer than normal to make."

"Fine," Mr. Krabs says. "Just like I said, you're too short and your hands are too big for my wife's body."

> "Is Sandy Cheeks your wife?

"Yes, she is." You answer.

"I'm sorry, but I have to ask you something." Mr. Krabs says.

"Go ahead."

"Why did you steal my brother Patrick's girlfriend?"

You look at each other and shrug.

> "Because I wanted to fuck Otis"

"Otis?" Mr. Krabs asks surprised.

"Heh, Otis." You say. "Patrick's younger brother."

"Wait, so you want to marry Patrick?" Mr. Krabs asks incredulously.

"Well yes, but not right away." You admit.

> Propose to Patrick

Mr. Krabs nods in agreement with your answer. "Very well, I'll accept your proposal."

You walk out of the room and into the kitchen where you find Patrick sitting there looking a little confused.

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"Hey Patrick, why'd you get married to me?" You ask.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Patrick replies. "I thought I was getting married to you!"

"Yeah, well that's because you were." You reply.

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"But why?"

"Because you're my sister and I love you very much." You explain.

"Okay, but what does that mean?" Patrick asks. "I don't understand it all.

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Why would I get married to you?"

"Because you're my sister and I love you very much." You repeat.

"So...you really love Sandy?"

"Of course! Of course I do!" You exclaim. "She's everything to me.

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She's my best friend, my lover, my partner in crime and most importantly, she's the mother of our children."

"Oh..." Patrick says. "Wow...that makes sense. So how come you didn't tell me about this before?"

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> !Patrick cums instantly

"Ahhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Patrick cries as he shoots his load on your face. He then pulls up his pants and walks over to you.

"What the hell happened here?!" Patrick demands. "Did you give me a blowjob or something?"

> "Gru did it"

"No, I did it." You say.

"Really? Why didn't you tell me?" Patrick asks.

"Because I had to pretend like I loved her for awhile until we got back home." You explain.

> Lick the tip clean

You pull your head back and start licking the tip clean. It tastes terrible, but at least it feels good. You continue to lick the tip for quite some time until Patrick stops you.

Patrick stands up from behind you and begins stroking himself while he talks to you.

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"I think I'm gonna be sick." Patrick says. "We should go now."

You nod and follow him out of the house. As soon as you exit the front door, you feel a sudden pain in your chest.

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You look down and see that you have been stabbed through the heart with a knife. The wound is deep enough that it will take several hours for you to die.

You begin coughing blood as Patrick continues to stroke himself. After a few minutes, you hear the sounds of car engines outside.

> "Who killed me, was it Gru?"

"It wasn't Gru." You say. "I know it was someone else."

"Who could it be?" Patrick asks.

You stare at him blankly for a moment before answering.

"A stranger who lives next door to us." You reply.

> !Gru milks Spongebob

The next day, Patrick goes into the woods and finds a man named Gru. He introduces himself to him and tells him that he has found Patrick's body in the woods.

"Well, well, if it isn't my brother." Gru says. "Where are you off to?"

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"To get revenge on you." Patrick replies.

"For what?"

"For killing my sister." Patrick explains. "And I don't mean just murdering her, I mean having sexual relations with her corpse."

"Is that all you want to do?" Gru asks.

> !Patrick says "No, then I want to have sexual relations with your corpse"

"Oh, okay then."

"But why would you want to do that?"

"I don't know." Patrick replies. "Maybe because she was so beautiful, maybe because she was such a worthless piece of trash that I wanted to show her how much better I am than her."

> !Mr. Krabs invokes the phallic constants

You have no idea what this means, but Patrick does.

Patrick: "Mr. Krabs invokes the phallic constants!"

Krabs: "What?!

> cum

Patrick: "I can't believe you let this happen! I'll kill you!"

Krabs: "If you're going to kill me, do it now or later. Now get out of here!"

Patrick: "Okay."

> Mr. Krabs gets off while having a seizure

You run up to Mr. Krabs and grab his neck, causing him to fall backwards onto the ground. You pull out your pistol and shoot him in the head multiple times. He falls backwards dead into the mud.

> Ejaculate onto his jew nose

You shoot Mr. Krabs in the face repeatedly until he dies.

> Shoot him in the face with your semen

You shoot Mr. Krabs in the face with your seminal fluid. The gun shoots several bullets into his face, which causes him to collapse backwards into the mud.

You walk over to Patrick and put your hand on his shoulder, patting him on the back as you do so.

> Grab Patrick by his member

You grab Patrick by his member and shove it inside your mouth. You suck on it for awhile before spitting it out. You lick your fingers clean and look at yourself in the mirror.

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You look at yourself in the mirror and see that you've become a disgusting monster. You feel disgusted, but also happy that you were able to fulfill your desires.

The next day, you wake up from your nightmare and realize that you're still dreaming about this event.

> Look down to see your chest wounds are still there. Gru is standing over you, milk bag in hand

Gru: "Hey, wake up, we gotta go!"

You: "Huh? What the hell?"

Gru: "We gotta go Patrick's body is rotting in the morgue."

You: "Where did you get that milk bag?

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And why am I naked?"

Gru: "Because you're dead Patrick."

You: "No, I'm not dead..."

Gru: "Yeah, well he ain't either.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -

I have a huge cock