XIX. Grogman’s Day Off

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You are Grogman, the vice president of the mandler corps. you oversee castration.

"I'm sorry sir," you say to the man who is still wearing a suit and tie. "But we have to do this."

You walk over to him, putting your hand on his shoulder. He looks up at you with tears in his eyes.

> You lick the tears off his face.

"It's okay," you say. "Just let go."

He lets out a sigh and then nods. His hands slowly begin to fall from your shoulders as he begins to cry.

"Thank you for letting me help you," he says, wiping away more tears.

> You pull out the castration shears.

"No need," you say. "We can just cut it open."

The man nods again and turns his head to look at you. He starts to sob harder, but continues looking at you.

"Please don't leave us like this," he says.

> You castrate him.

You grab the shears by its handle and start to hold it close to the man's groin. The man lets out a scream as you quickly begin cutting into his flesh.

His screams become so loud that they shake the entire room.

Gru pokes his nose through the man's butt cheeks and watches the action.

"That was very impressive," Gru says. "What did you use?"

"A razor blade." You reply. "And some alcohol."

Gru enters the man's pants and pulls out a bottle of liquor.

"This will make this much easier," he says.

You take another drink from the bottle and begin to work faster. Soon, you're cutting into the man's testicles while he cries out in pain.

pour the alcohol on his balls and rub them together until he stops crying.

You continue working fast, causing the man to scream in agony as you rip his scrotum off. You then proceed to cut into his other testicle, which has a large knot in it.

> You place the balls on the tip of Gru's nose, letting them hang there.

You put the two testicles onto the tip of Gru's nose, letting them hang there.

"How does it feel?" you ask.

Grus stares at you with tears streaming down his face. He wipes them away and takes a deep breath before answering.

"It feels... weird."

You nod and turn around to get back to work. A few minutes later, you finish up and are finished with the job. You stand up and wipe yourself off, grabbing your coat from where you left it earlier.

"I'm sorry about all this," you say. "I didn't mean to hurt anyone."

"Don't be," Grus replies. "But I still want to thank you for helping me. It means a lot."

You smile and walk over to Grus who is still holding the limp body of the man. You hug him tightly, which causes him to let go of the dead man. He looks at you with tear filled eyes.

"Thank you..." he whispers.

You hug him even tighter and kiss him on the lips. He responds by kissing you back, which makes you laugh. You both sit down and lean against each other for a while, just enjoying the moment.

Adam mandler enters the room and your holes are ready.

"Alright, I'll be right here if you need anything," Adam says. "Just relax and enjoy yourself."

You relax and enjoy yourself as well.

> You dispose of the dead body and testicles.

You throw the body and testicles into a nearby trash can.

"Well that's done now," you say. "Let's move on to something more interesting."

The next day, you wake up early and head towards the city center. The sun is shining brightly and the streets are packed with people.

As you walk along, you see several men standing near a large group of women. They seem to be having some sort of contest or battle between each other.

Adam mandler makes a crude comment to the men that their dicks are small compared to the women they're fighting. You chuckle a bit at his remark and continue walking.

Soon after you pass by, you hear someone yell out, "Hey! Whoa!"

You turn around and see Adam Mandler holding an axe handle with blood dripping down it. He's covered in dirt and dust from the ground. His clothes are torn and dirty looking.

He looks like he needs a shower, but you decide not to bother him right now since he seems so disheveled already.

Adam is naked and has a man's testicles in his hands. He's also got a bloody axe blade stuck in his chest.

"What the hell happened?" you ask.

"A bunch of horny bastards tried to rob me," Adam answers. "They were trying to steal my stuff when they saw me and came running at me."

"Hm...well what should we do about them?" you ask.

"Kill 'em all," Adam says. "Then we can get rid of this mess."

"Yeah, whatever," you reply. "We have to get out of here before the police show up."

Adam shows you a mole on his nutsack and tells you to take care of it.

"I think I'm going to go lie down," Adam says. "See ya later."

With those words, Adam walks off into the distance while still holding his nutsack.

> You tackle Adam.

You grab Adam and slam him against the wall. He lets out a pained scream and falls backwards.

"Ow!" you exclaim. "Get off me!"

"Sorry," Adam replies with a weak smile. "It hurts."

> You say "your nuts hurt"

"Your nuts hurt," you say.

Adam turns around and gives you a look of disgust. He then grabs your face and bites down on one of your lower lip. With his teeth, he starts pulling it back until it comes completely off.

> You peel off Adam's skin.

You pull off Adam's skin and start chewing on it. It tastes horrible, but you don't feel any pain anymore.

"That was disgusting," you say. "Let's get out of here."

You walk away from Adam who stares at you with a mixture of anger and fear. He doesn't know why you're doing this, but he knows he'll probably die if he continues to resist.

"Come on, let's get out of here," you say. "The cops will be here soon enough."

You run as fast as you can towards the road where you hope that there won't be any police cars following you.

A police car slams into Adam who screams in agony. The cop pulls out a gun and shoots Adam twice in the head. He falls lifelessly to the ground, blood gushing out of his mouth.

You turn around and see two more cops standing over Adam's body with guns pointed at you.

Adam's tip begins to glow red and his eyes begin to bulge.

"Don't move! Don't make a sound!" the first cop shouts. "Just give us everything you got!"

You stare at the cops with a mix of fear and hatred. You know that you can't win this fight, so you decide to just surrender yourself to these two murderers.

Adam Cums with such force that it kills the two cops. They fall dead on the floor.

"What are you waiting for?" one of them asks. "Kill him now or we're going to blow your brains out!"

Adam cums on them again and they explode in a bright flash of light.

Adam's nuts grow in size, it looks like he has testicular cancer.

"I'm sorry I killed you," Adam says. "But I had no choice."

He walks up to you and puts his hands on your shoulders. His face is twisted in an evil grin, his eyes are black and his tongue hangs out of his mouth.

> You say "hey boogernuts"

"Hey boogernuts," you say.

Adam laughs and shakes his head. He then puts his hand on your shoulder and smiles.

"Ohh, what a pretty girl you have there," Adam says. "I bet you wish you could keep me forever..."

> You give Adam a flesh eating disease in his anus.

You grab your knife and stab Adam in the butt. Adam screams out in pain and tries to stop you, but you manage to cut through his sphincter instead. Blood spurts everywhere as Adam writhes on the floor.

"I love my wife," Adam says.

> You say "who is she?"

"Who is she?" you ask.

Adam looks down at himself and shrugs.

"She's just some woman I married once when I was young," Adam says. "We've been together ever since."

> You say "is she Squir Ting?"

"Is she Squir Ting?" you ask.

Adam nods.

"Squirrel Nut Zippers," Adam says. "They make their own clothes."

> You say "Chode Honey"

"Chode Honey," you say.

Adam laughs and throws his arms in the air. He turns around and starts dancing wildly while holding a bottle of wine in each hand. The two cops watch him dance with joy, but then suddenly they both start laughing hysterically.

> You spray the two cops with your chode honey.

You spray the two cops with your chode honey. Their faces turn into a horrible mask of disgust and they begin vomiting blood all over themselves. Then they collapse on the ground in agony. You laugh maniacally as you walk away from them.

> You feed chode honey to Adam.

You pick up the chode honey that you sprayed on the cops and put it in your pants pocket. Adam notices this and starts licking his lips.

"This tastes so good," Adam says. "I want more."

> You cum.

You shoot a huge load of hot jizz all over the two cops. They're dead before you can even finish ejaculating.

> You cum again.

You continue shooting loads of hot jizz until you finally pass out from exhaustion. When you wake up, you find yourself back in your basement. Your parents are waiting for you and take you home.

> You cum on them.

You do exactly that. You shoot another massive load of hot jizz all over your parents. They're still alive when you finish, but they don't look too happy about it.

> You say "why was i born?"

"Why was I born?" you ask.

"Because we're siblings!" Mommy answers.

"But why was I born? Why did God create me like this? What's wrong with me?"

"Nothing! Everything's fine! Just go play with your friends."

"No, I'm not going to play anymore games. This isn't right. It doesn't feel right."

"Well what is it that you really think?

> You finish the parents off.

You finish off the parents by shooting your last load of hot jizz all over them. They die instantly.

> You find Adam.

You search through the house looking for Adam, but he's nowhere to be found. You assume he must have gone back upstairs where you can see him playing video games. You call out to him, but no answer comes back.

Adam is missing his face. He looks like a monster. You know he has to be here somewhere...

You crawl under the bed and hide behind it. Suddenly, you hear some noise downstairs and run towards the source of it. You peek out from behind the bed and see a bunch of people coming down the stairs. They're dressed in black clothing and carrying guns.

They immediately point their guns at you, but one of them speaks first:

"Hey, hey! We don't want any trouble!"

> You say "who are you?"

"Who are you?" one of them asks.

"My name is Adam, and I live here."

"What the hell are you doing hiding out here?"

"I'm afraid if I tell you who I am, then my family will get hurt. So just call me Adam."

"Okay, okay. You got us. Now let's talk business. Who are you and how do you know so much about our neighborhood?"

"My name is Adam, and I work as a security guard."

"A security guard? How the hell did you get hired by a place like that?"

"It's not easy. But I'll tell you everything once we get inside.

> You say "Ill castrate you once you go inside"

"Ill castrate you once you go inside," you say.

"Oh, that won't happen. You're a nice guy, and I wouldn't dare hurt a nice person like yourself."

"So, what's the plan?

> You castrate every person in the room.

"Castrate everyone in the room," you say.

"That would be very bad for me, because I'd need to pee very badly."

"Very well, I'll castrate everyone else."

"Great, now I need to go piss. See ya later."

As you leave the house, you hear gunshots outside. You look outside and see a man with a shotgun pointing it at your head. The man shoots you in the chest several times before running away.

> You shoot a massive load at the man running away.

You fire a huge blast of urine at the man running away. It hits him in the leg causing him to fall down. You then turn around and start shooting at other men trying to escape. You manage to kill two of them before they shoot you again. You continue killing until you can't anymore bullets aren't enough to finish off the last man left alive.

> You piss inside of the man on the ground.

You aim your gun at the man on the ground and begin firing. You spray a large amount of urine all over his body, which causes him to scream in pain. He attempts to crawl away from you, but he falls unconscious due to the pain.

> You piss on his wounds.

You keep spraying more urine on the man's wounds, causing him to cry out in agony. You then stand up and walk towards the door.

"Alright, alright! Stop hurting him!" you hear someone shout behind you.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...please don't kill him..."

"No, no, it's fine. Just put some clothes on first."

"But...but he was innocent!

> You say "who are you?"

"Who am I?" you ask.

"What do you think? A serial killer or something?"

"No, I'm just a normal person who has been given the worst luck ever."

"Well, if that's true, why the hell are you still here?!

> You say "What's your name?"

"My name is John, what's yours?"

"John Smith. What the hell kind of question is that?!"

"It's not a stupid one, it's an honest one. Who are you?"

"I'm nobody special, I guess.

> You cum on john smith.

You ejaculate on John Smith's face. He looks shocked as you walk away.

The End.