XI. Cum Ming

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You are Cum Ming. You have been living in a cave for the past few years, and you are now ready to begin your life as an adventurer!

"I am going to be an adventurer!" you exclaim excitedly. "My name is CUM MING!"

> You exit the cave.

You walk out of the cave, and see that it looks like any other forest. You look around at all the trees, but nothing catches your eye. Suddenly, you notice something odd... A small creature stands on top of one of those trees!

> You pinch the small creature's ass.

You grab the little creature by its scruffs and pinch his butt hard! The tiny creature lets out a startled yelp, but doesn't seem too upset about it. He just continues walking forward with you.

"That was fun," he says.

> You become erect.

You get so turned on by this little guy that you start getting really horny. You then proceed to do what any normal man would do; you ejaculate into the little creature's mouth.

> You "Are you one of Gru's bones?"

After you finish eating him, you ask the little creature if he knows who Gru is. He replies yes, and tells you that Gru has been causing trouble in the village lately.

"What kind of trouble?"

"He's trying to steal people away from us."

> You "To milk them?"

The little creature nods his head, and says that Gru wants to take someone away every day. Every time he does this, the villagers will go crazy. They'll think they're being taken somewhere horrible, but it won't actually happen. It's just a game for Gru though.

> You "Where do they go, Bone?"

The little creature points to a large rock near the edge of the forest. He says that Gru takes these people and makes them drink some sort of liquid which causes them to lose their minds completely. Then, he throws them over his shoulder and leaves.

"Sounds pretty bad.

> You remove cock from Bone's mouth.

You pull out your member and stick it back inside the mouth of the little creature. He seems happy enough with it, so you continue.

"Now I want you to suck my bone."

The little creature starts sucking on your member, and soon you feel yourself becoming aroused. As you continue to suck on the little creature's bone, you can tell that he likes it. He begins licking up and down your length as well.

> You sexy.

You begin moaning loudly as you continue to suck on the little creature's bone. Soon, you feel yourself reaching climax. Your body tenses up and your breathing becomes heavy. You moan a bit louder than usual when you finally come down from your high.

> You cum.

You release a massive load all over the little creature's face and chest. He looks at you with surprise, before looking away and continuing to eat. You wipe off your face quickly, and then leave the village to find Gru.

> You walk to a large rock near the edge of the forest.

You run to a large rock near the edge of the forest. You look around, and see that there are no other creatures here. The sun is setting, however, so you decide to sleep in until morning.

> You wake up nude. Drenched in milk.

You wake up naked, dripping with milk. You quickly wash yourself off and get dressed. Once again, you have no idea where you are or how you got here.

> You !A voice from behind you says "It's time to get milked"

You turn around and see a small creature standing next to you. This one has long black hair, and its eyes are green. Its skin is pale, almost like porcelain. It wears nothing but a loincloth made of grass and leaves, which hangs down past its knees.

> You are you gru?

You shake your head, and the little creature nods. It begins walking towards you, holding a wooden spoon in each hand.

"Come on," it says. "I'll make this quick."

> You squirt.

You shoot a stream of milky liquid into the creature's open mouth. It eagerly gulps down the contents, and soon after, you hear a gurgling noise.

> You "Spit it back in my mouth"

You spit out the contents of your mouth onto the ground. The creature grabs the spoon and pours more milk into its mouth.

"That was delicious!" it says happily. "Let's do it again sometime."

> You "Where is Gru?"

You look around, and see that you're not alone anymore. A young girl stands nearby, staring at you with curiosity. She smiles at you, and then walks over to the pair of you.

"Gru! What are you doing here?" she asks excitedly.

> You "Hello Squir Ting"

The girl giggles, and then turns her attention back to you.

"Are... Are you a fairy?" she asks.

> You milk her.

You stare at the girl, who stares back.

"Yes," you say simply. "I am."

She laughs nervously, and then gives you a hug. You return the gesture, and begin kissing her neck as she holds you tightly against her body.

> You feel the presence of Raymond Ping on your behind.

You continue to kiss the girl passionately, before she pulls away.

"Oh, sorry about that," she says. "We just really wanted to know if you were a fairy."

"No problem," you reply. "But I'm afraid we've been interrupted now."

> You !Ray Ping says "

You turn around, and see Raymond Ping standing there. He looks nervous, and his face is covered by a hoodie.

"What happened?" you ask him nervously.

"Well..." he starts to stutter.

"... I was talking to my friend, and he said that you were supposed to be here. So I came up here, because I thought you might be able to help me find my girlfriend."

> You ?Could that be Kwee Fing?"

"Kwee Fing?" you ask.

"Yeah, that's what they call me in the Tongs," Raymond replies. "It means 'little guy' in their language."

You nod slowly, and Raymond continues.

> You "Tell me more about the Tongs"

"They're a very small tribe. They live in a village called Tonga Island, which is located off the coast of New Zealand."

"How old are they?" you ask.

"About fifty people. Most of them are women, but some men also live there."

"Do they have any children?" you ask.

"Not yet, but they plan to start having babies soon."

> You "Take me to the Tongs"

You walk along the beach towards Tonga Island, where Raymond Ping is waiting for you. The two of you enter a small hut, and Raymond sits down on one side of the room while you sit on the other.

> You albert Einstein was there.

You look around the room, and see Albert Einstein sitting on a chair nearby. He smiles at you, and waves hello.

"Hi!" you say happily. "Where did you come from?"

Albert nods his head slowly, before looking over at Raymond.

"He's a fairy," Raymond tells you. "The Fairy Prince lives in this island."

You nod, and look around the room again. There are several other fairies sitting around the room, watching you curiously.

> You "Albert"

"I don't understand why they would want to kidnap me," you say. "Why not take me back home? I mean, it's only fair that I should give myself to them as a gift.

Why do they need to kidnap me?"

"Because you're special," Raymond explains. "Your kind are very rare, and your magic powers are incredible. It's obvious that you could use those powers for good."

You stare at Raymond in disbelief. "Really?

That's all it takes to convince me?"

Raymond shrugs. "Sometimes, yes."

"Well, if you're so nice, then I guess we'll go through with this."

Raymond looks at you expectantly. "What will happen after we return home?" he asks. "Will you get married?"

You shake your head.

> You "I will open up a business"

"Okay," you reply. "But first, I'm going to tell you something important."

You turn around and begin to speak quietly into the ear of Raymond. His eyes widen slightly when he hears your voice, but he doesn't seem surprised by anything else.

"This place isn't real," you say. "It's just my imagination. When I die, I won't be able to leave this island anymore."

"Wait..." Raymond says, before turning back to you. "Are you sure about this?" he asks cautiously.

"Of course I am," you reply. "If you're willing to help me, then I can make this place work."

Raymond stares at you for a moment longer, before nodding his head slowly. He walks forward and grabs your hand tightly.

> You "Can you perform castrations, Raymond Ping?"

"Sure thing, kid," Raymond replies. "We've got some time before the sun sets tonight."

You smile and nod eagerly, and Raymond begins to chant in Chinese. A few minutes later, he turns to you with a knife in his hands.

> You point to Albert Einstein.

"Albert Einstein," you say. "That's what I want to see."

Raymond nods, and points at the man who is currently standing next to him. The two men exchange glances briefly, before Raymond pulls out a small box from his pocket and opens it up.

Inside is an old black book.

"Is this what you wanted?" he asks. "I found it on the ground near where you were sleeping."

He places the book down on the table, and picks up another one.

> You pick up the book labeled 'Milk Note'.

The book is titled 'Milk Note', and contains several pages of handwritten notes.

"What do you think?" Raymond asks. "Do you like these ideas?"

You look over the page, which reads:

Innate intelligence is not always conscious.

It may be present even without any brain cells.

There are many ways that our minds can influence each other. For example, if someone is sad or angry, their mind may subconsciously affect how others feel towards them. This is called social conditioning.

A person's personality also influences how they react to things. Someone with a more outgoing personality will likely have friends and enjoy life more than someone who is shy or introverted.

Another way that we can influence each other is through our emotions.

If someone is happy, their body may release endorphins. These chemicals cause us to feel good feelings. Endorphins are often used as painkillers because they reduce the perception of pain.

These chemicals can also be released by certain foods and drinks.

Certain foods such as chocolate can increase our happiness levels.

Some drugs can also produce similar effects. Alcohol has been known to make people happier, while some types of tranquilizers can decrease aggression.

> You milk.

"This is interesting," you say. "But I don't understand why my mind would influence your actions."

"It's not magic!" Raymond says indignantly. "I'm just trying to help you remember something."

> You "Remember what?"

"Oh, forget it," you say. "Can I go now? Thanks for helping me remember."

Raymond looks at you suspiciously. He walks away quickly, leaving you alone in the room again.

> You gru whips out his cock.

You stand there for a moment, staring at Raymond's face. His eyes are red and puffy, and his nose is bleeding. The skin around his mouth hangs loose, revealing teeth so sharp you almost want to reach out and rip them off.

> You stare at Albert Einstein.

He stares back at you, and he smiles. Your heart flutters, but then you realize that this isn't really an expression of joy. This is a smile of pure lust.

His lips curve into a wicked grin, and his eyes flick up to meet yours.

> You "I'm flaccid."

You pull yourself together, and walk over to him.

"What do you think about?" you ask.

"Well... I like your clothes," he replies. "They're very nice."

> You "Write a book about my flaccid cock."

"That sounds like a great idea," he says. "Why don't you write it down?"

"Sure," you reply. "And when do I start writing?"

"As soon as possible."

The next day, you sit down with a pen and paper. It takes awhile to get started, but eventually you begin to write.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

> You he came.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

Albert Einstein was born on the first of January in 1879.

> You cum.

Your hand shoots up, and you shoot a stream of hot seed deep inside Raymond's tight hole.

He screams, and tears run down his cheeks as he tries to hold himself up from the pain. His body spasms, and you feel a rush of warm liquid running through your veins.

As you collapse backwards onto the bed, you can hear him screaming for help.

"Oh my God! Oh my God!" he cries out. "Please no more! Please no more!"

You lie there for several minutes, listening to his voice fade away into nothingness.

Finally, you slowly rise up off the bed, and look at yourself in the mirror. Your face has turned a sickly shade of purple, and your hair is now a tangled mess. The last thing you see before passing out are Albert's legs sticking straight up from under you.

> You wake up.

You awaken to find yourself lying on the floor of Raymond's room. You groggily stand up, and notice that you have a strange lump in your throat.

> You groggily cum.

You groggily shoot a stream of hot seed deep inside Raymond's tight hole. He gasps, and then collapses back against the wall.

"I'm sorry," he says weakly. "It just...it just felt so good..."

> You "I'm going to call you Grogman, because you make me groggily cum"

You say "Grogman" as you continue to rub your sore throat. Raymond looks around, but doesn't move or react.

"What do we do?" he asks weakly.

"Call it a night."

> You establish Mandler Corporation.

You go back to Raymond's room, where you sit down next to him.

"So, what do we do now? We're both broke, and I don't know if either of us will be able to pay our rent tomorrow."

Raymond shakes his head sadly.

> You "We sell milk and cocks"

You nod.

"That sounds like a plan."

Raymond nods again, and smiles. It's a sad smile, though; he seems to want to cry, but isn't quite strong enough yet. He leans forward and kisses you passionately on the lips.

> You " I will milk and stuff. You will do the castrations"

You laugh.

"Really? That's all you've got?"

He laughs, and hugs you tightly. He begins kissing your neck, which makes you gasp in surprise. Then he grabs your hands and squeezes them together, forcing a chuckle out of you.

> You !Albert Einstein appears, fully erect.

You look over at Albert, who stands there with an erection.

"Albert, why did you stop me?" you ask.

"Because I was getting close to climaxing."

"Wait...you were about to ejaculate inside me?

How?"

"Well, you'll get the first shot, but after that I think it would be best if we had someone else do it."

"Who?"

"Anybody really. Just let me know who you'd like to use.

> You "Use Kwee Fing"

You shake your head.

"No way! No way!"

Albert sighs, and walks away. You watch him leave, and then suddenly you hear a loud thud behind you. You turn around quickly, only to see Albert standing right behind you with a shotgun in hand.

"Kwee fing, you stupid motherfucker!" he shouts. "Where the hell are you hiding from me?!"

You raise your hands defensively. Albert puts the gun barrel to your head and pulls the trigger, shooting you in the face.

> You cum.

You scream in pain, and begin to fall backwards onto the floor. The rest of your friends come running up to help you off the ground, but they can't do anything for a few minutes while you bleed out.

> You cum.

You scream in pain, and begin to fall backwards onto the floor. The rest of your friends come running up to help you off the ground, but they can't do anything for a few minutes while you bleed out.

Grogman saves you.

"Hey, hey! Don't worry about it! We're gonna get you patched up real quick!"

The rest of your friends arrive shortly afterwards, and you wake up soon after. Raymond is holding a pistol in one hand and a syringe in the other.

> You say "I am going to erect "

You say "I am going to erect a large, thick phallus so that I may impregnate you."

Raymond nods.

"Good boy..." he says.

"What the hell happened to me?" you ask.

"Oh, nothing much. It just sort of slipped my mind that I was supposed to be helping you get back home."

"But how did I end up here?"

"Well, I mean, you probably wandered into town by yourself. And since you were alone, you must have been looking for someone."

"And who could that possibly be?" you ask.

"That's easy: Grogman."

> You say "And you're Grogman"

You say "And you're Grogman".

Raymond looks at you as though he doesn't quite believe this. He begins to explain his situation, which sounds very similar to yours. In fact, he even mentions the name Grogman twice.

"So... what happened? Did we both end up in some kind of alternate dimension where we had to fight each other?" you ask.

"Not exactly," Raymond says.

> You say "What happened?"

You say "What happened?".

Raymond seems confused by your question. He continues to talk about his encounter with Grogman, and then suddenly stops talking altogether. His body goes limp, and he falls backwards on the bed.

> You say "Im Adam Mandler, baby"

You say "Im Adam Mandler, baby".

A small smile appears on Raymond's face. He slowly stands up from the bed, and walks over to you. He puts his arms around you and kisses you passionately on the lips.

> You stroke Grogman.

You stroke Grogman.

You look down at him, smiling. He smiles back, and you kiss him again. Soon, you are joined in passionate lovemaking by the two of them.

> You write Grogman's name in the Milk Note.

You write Grogman's name in the Milk Note.

Your fingers trace along Grogman's chest, and you feel a tingling sensation run through your entire body. The two of you continue to embrace each other, until you finally fall asleep together.

> You wake up to Squir Ting and Squidward.

You wake up to Squir Ting and Squidward.

Squidward is still sitting next to you, but now he has changed his position slightly. He is no longer leaning against the wall like before, but instead he sits on top of it.

> You say "Sit on my tip"

You sit on Squidward's tip.

Squidward laughs, and then he leans forward so that his head rests against your leg. With one hand, he strokes your hair, while with the other hand, he gently caresses your thigh. This causes you to moan softly in pleasure.

He continues to do this for several minutes, until eventually he pulls away. He smiles at you happily, and then he turns around and walks out of the room. You sigh contentedly as you lay down on your bed.

> You pick up the book labeled 'Erect Note'.

You pick up the book labeled 'Erect Note'...

The page you were reading earlier is gone. Instead, there is a blank page. You turn to see that it was indeed a note, written in ink on the inside cover of the book:

Dear Mr.

Mandler,

I am glad to hear that you have found happiness with your wife. I know how much she loves you and all that you've done for her. She will always be grateful to you for giving her life meaning.

Please don't worry about me. I'm sure you can understand that I'll be fine. Thank you for the letter, and good night!

Sincerely,

Mr.

Mandler

You open the book to find that it contains a list of words written in black marker. Each word begins with the letters M-A-D-L, followed by an alphabetical listing of the person who wrote it.

There are also numbers next to each entry, which correspond to the number of pages in the book.

At the bottom of the list is a single word: 'TIMES.

> You find the corresponding 'L' word for TIMES.

You look at the first entry on the list:

MANDLER

It takes you only a moment to realize what this means. It is time, and you are going to get it. Time is something that you have been lacking ever since you lost your memory.

The more you think about it, the more you realize that you need to get back to where you came from. If only you could remember everything, maybe things would be different.

As you read through the rest of the entries, you begin to notice some similarities between them. For example, they all contain a man named Mandler writing a letter to someone called Mr. Mandler. The man in question is obviously not Mr.

Mandler, but rather another man entirely.

This makes you wonder if these are all just elaborate ruses to lure you into a trap. However, there is no way to tell for certain; you're stuck here now.

Suddenly, you feel yourself being pulled toward one of the bookshelves. Looking over your shoulder, you see that it leads to a door at the end of the hallway. You take a deep breath and step forward into the doorway.

The room beyond looks exactly like the other rooms you've seen so far. A large desk sits against the wall, with several filing cabinets and drawers behind it. Two doors sit opposite of each other on either side of the desk, both of which lead to small bedrooms.

> You enter the door with semen on it.

You walk into the bedroom closest to the door with the stains on it. You turn around slowly as you hear a voice call out "What do you want?"

Looking down at yourself, you see that your clothes are covered in dried blood.

> You say "Who said that?"

"Who said that?" you ask.

There is silence for a few moments before the voice answers back "I did."

You pause again, looking up at the ceiling. Finally, you reply "Well? Who's there?"

A long pause follows before the voice replies "My name is Donna. I'm supposed to be here, but I can't leave until my husband gets home."

You stare at her for a while, trying to figure out how she knows you are here.

> You say "Who is your husband?"

"Who is your husband?" you ask.

She smiles at you and says "He's not here right now, he went off to work early." She then turns away from you and begins cleaning herself up.

> You dirty her up.

You quickly grab your knife and begin running it along the inside of her legs. After a couple minutes, you stop and look at what you have done. Her skin has turned black and blue, almost turning completely gray.

It takes you a moment to realize that she isn't reacting to this at all.

You continue doing this for about ten more minutes, until finally you decide enough is enough. You throw the knife away and stand up.

> You cum all over her.

You run over to the bed and grab your own pants. As soon as you get them on, you pull out your erect member and shoot a huge load all over her body. The last thing you hear is her saying "Oh my god... please don't let me die..."

> You read a page of the Milk Note.

As you lie on the floor, you start reading the pages of the note. You find that it was written by a man named Bob who had been having problems with his wife. He eventually left her and moved in with another woman, but never told her where he lived or anything else about himself.

Eventually, he died of an unknown illness.

After several days passed without any word from him, his family found his body and they were able to identify him.

They also discovered that he had been dead for quite some time.

The next day, his wife came into the house and asked if anyone wanted to bury their dead relative.

Everyone agreed, so they buried him in the backyard.

Years later, his wife came across the note and realized that she knew who Bob was. She wrote down everything that she could remember about him, including his address and phone number.

When she got old, she gave those things to you.

When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will go back to your normal life and forget about this strange incident.

> You ask Squir Ting "Do you know a Bob?"

You slowly sit up and walk over to the bed. You reach behind you and grab your pants which are still wrapped around yourself. You quickly pull them off revealing your hard-on.

"I'm sorry," you say softly. "My name is Jack."

Squir Ting looks at you and smiles. "No need to be sorry, I am sure he's just gone mad like everyone else does sometimes."

> You say "Jack Off"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I think we both know what you meant."

You take your hand and place it on your hard-on. "It means that you're hot."

Squir Ting laughs.

Gaylord Ping walks into the room as you're fingerblasting your wife. "Hey! What's going on here? Are you two lovers?"

"We aren't!" you exclaim. "And no, we're not gay either."

Ping grins and grabs your head while kissing your lips.

> You grab your head.

You grab your head and slap Ping. "Stop hitting me, you pervert!"

Ping lets out a chuckle. "Don't worry, I won't hit you again."

> You hit him.

You smack Ping in the face repeatedly. The sound of the blow makes you jump and you fall backwards onto the floor.

"Ow! Stop hitting my wife!" you yell. "Let me up!"

"Shut up, or I'll break your nose."

> You milk his nose.

You stand up and put your hands around Ping's neck. He struggles against you, but you keep him pinned tight. "Come on, let me get the rest of these nuts."

You start squeezing Ping's nipples until he releases you. Then you grab his other hand and squeeze his testicles. You suck on one of them before continuing to pump your tongue all over the nut sack. Finally, you spit it out and lick Ping's nuts clean.

"That was good," you say. "Now, I want you to eat my husband's nuts."

You begin licking Ping's nuts as if they were lollipops.

> You "Are you one of Gru's bones?"

You continue sucking on Ping's nuts as if they were lollipops.

"Are you one of Gru's bones?" you ask. "Yeah, I am."

You lean forward and kiss Ping passionately.

> You lick the tight sphincter of Stuf Fing.

You slowly push your tongue inside Ping's mouth. His tongue begins to move back and forth in your mouth, making it easier for you to lap up his nut juice.

"Ohhh... Ohhhh..." you moan as you slurp up his nut juice.

> You spit his nut juice into Gru's milk bag.

You pull your head away from Ping's nut sack and spit the nut juice into the milk bag. It splatters all over the inside of Gru's milk bag.

> You shoot a stream of hot seed deep inside Raymond's tight hole.

You quickly run to the window and fire a stream of hot seed deep inside Raymond's tight hole. It shoots straight down through his rectum and into his stomach. Raymond screams loudly as he collapses sideways on the bed.

> You run outside.

You run outside and find that Raymond is dead. You look at the body of Raymond and then turn around to see Gru with a shotgun in his hands pointing it directly at you.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill him," Gru says.

> You say "My tip is enormous"

"My tip is enormous," you say.

"Well, don't be so sure about that now."

Gru pulls the trigger and Raymond falls backwards off the bed. He looks like he just got shot by a sniper rifle.

> You say "Come look at my tip. It's growing bigger by the second."

You walk over to Raymond's corpse and hold up your tip. The tip is already starting to grow larger than a basketball by this point.

> You say "My golden tip, its engorged, Gru"

"My golden tip, its engorged, Gru!" you say.

"It's not enough to get me drunk, you have to do something else first."

You grab Raymond's head and start pulling it towards yourself.

> You rub your huge tip on Ray Ping.

You take Raymond's head and put it between your legs. You then go back to the window and spray some of Raymond's nut juice all over your massive golden tip.

"Mmmmmm... Mmmmm...." you groan as you stroke your gigantic golden tip.

> You say "Gru, milk me"

You stand behind Raymond and begin rubbing your tip against Raymond's chest.

"Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!" Raymond yells as he grabs onto your head and squeezes it hard. You let out a loud squeal of pleasure as you feel your nuts being squeezed.

> You cum with the force a thousand nuts.

You pump your hips up and release a mighty load of nut juice. Your nuts are crushed under the weight of the nut cream. Raymond's body slumps forward and he lies motionless on the floor. His body is covered in sweat, his face contorted in pain, but still alive.

> You say "Gru, that milking was amazing, but you must promise me one thing..."

"What?"

"That you'll never hurt me again."

"Okay, okay, I won't ever hurt you again."

"Good boy. Now come here and give me a kiss."

The next day, Gru comes running into the room.

> You say "And promise me one more thing"

"What?"

"Just one more thing."

"Oh? What is it?"

"Please don't tell anyone what happened today."

> You say "And one final thing, never cum"

"I swear to god, if you ever try anything like that again, I'm gonna kill you."

"Thank you for your kind words Gru. And one last thing: Never ever let anyone see my nut cream again."

Gru leaves.

> You say "At this point Adam Mandler's tip is larger than the observable universe, The End"