VIII. Adam's Fun

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You are Adam Mandler. You own Mandler Corps. Grogman is the vice president of your company. You and Grogman are walking around the building trying to find Gru. "Gru, I think we found him. He's in a conference room with another man by the name of Zalmora. They look like they might be talking about you." You say pointing at them both.

> “Why is Gru speaking to this man ?”

"He's been having problems with his back since he got here. We've tried everything from physical therapy to acupuncture but nothing seems to help. The doctor said it was probably just old age catching up with him so we thought maybe we could talk to this other person about getting something done for him."

> “Gru must stuff Zalmora”

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that she has a big butt. She should get some sort of discount on whatever we're going to buy if she gets her fat asses stuffed into those suits.

> “Isn’t Zalmora a man ?”

"No, she's a woman. But what does that matter? It doesn't really matter anyway because I'm not buying anything from her!"

> “Grogman, what’s wrong ?”

"Nothing's wrong, just a little pre-occupied. What's going on?"

"Well I know we need to talk to Gru about something important but we don't have time for all this right now. We need to go see Gru before he leaves.

> Walk over to Gru

You turn around and head towards Gru who is still sitting down in his chair. You start approaching him slowly as if you were going to do something else first. Suddenly he turns around and looks at you with a scowl on his face. "Hey! Who the hell are you?

> “I’m your boss”

"I'm your boss." You reply.

"Yeah, well you better be careful with that. That means you're one of us now. Now let me tell you why I'm pissed off.

> “What did you just say you punk bitch ?”

"I didn't say anything. Just shut the hell up and listen."

"Okay then, I'll try my best to do that." You say while turning around and walking away.

As soon as you leave Gru takes his anger out on you by punching you in the stomach.

> Break Gru’s skull

You grab Gru's hand and pull it toward you. Then you throw him forward and slam your knee into his skull breaking it completely.

> !Grogman castrates Gru

You stand up and walk over to Gru. He is lying on the ground bleeding profusely from his nose and mouth. His eyes are wide open staring at you with tears streaming down his face.

> “Do it Grogman ! Castrate him !”

You grab Gru's limp hand and pull it toward you. As you do so, you press your foot against his groin and kick him in the nuts repeatedly until he falls backwards onto the floor. You pick up his limp body and put it inside your suit.

> “He’s ready to be castrated”

You say "Grogman, let's get started on Gru."

You walk over to Gru and place your hand on his shoulder. He immediately gets up and walks over to you. He grabs your wrist and places his other arm around yours.

> “Grogman, castrate Gru !”

You say "Grogman, castrate Gru !"

Gru nods and says "Yes, yes, please." He begins to move his hands back and forth as if he was doing some sort of magic trick. The rest of the crew follows suit.

> !Grogman proceeds to castrate Gru

You watch as Gru begins to struggle with his restraints. It doesn't take long before he manages to free himself from them and starts struggling with the others.

You say "Don't worry, I got this."

You begin pushing Gru backward as hard as you can.

> “Grogman, you must castrate Gru right now !”

You yell "Castrate Gru! Castrate Gru !"

Grogman looks at you and grins. He puts his thumb in his mouth and sucks on it for a moment. Then he says "Alright, alright, castrate Gru !"

> !Grogman pulls out his specialty castration shears

You turn around and see Grogman holding two blades. One is a standard pair of shears, the other one has an extra blade on it.

You shout "Stop! Stop! We don't need any more death here!"

Grogman stops and turns to look at you.

> “Castrate him Grogman”

You say "I'm sorry Grogman, but we're not going to have any more death here. Now that you've killed my friend, I'd like you to kill Gru."

Grogman smiles and nods. He steps forward and swings his shears at Gru's head.

> “Castrate Gru”

You grab Gru by the scruff of his neck and hold him still. You then push Gru's face into the shears. You stab the blade straight through Gru's skull, cutting through his brain and killing him instantly.

> !“Mr. Mandler...” Grogman whispers to you

You nod and say "Good job Mr. Mandler." You then turn to the rest of the crew members who are looking at you with fear. You point to Gru and say "Kill him too !"

> !Grogman cuts off Gru’s testicles

You pull out your specialized knife and cut off Gru's testicles. You throw them away when you finish.

You look at the crew members who are staring at you with horror. They all start screaming and running away from you.

> Start tickling Grogman

You smile and say "Tickle me Grogman!"

You laugh as you slowly tickle Grogman. You continue to do so until he falls over. You stand up and walk away from the table.

> !Gru stands up

You run over to Gru and pick him up. You put him down on the ground and tell him "That was fun, but we gotta get back to work."

You turn around and leave the room.

> Swiftly kick Gru in the head

You quickly kick Gru in the head. He doesn't even fall over.

You look at the blood dripping from his head and say "Well, that was entertaining."

You leave the room.

>

You enter the next room. It's filled with cages of various animals. Some are chained up, some aren’t and some are just tied to posts. There is also a large tank full of water which contains several fish swimming about happily.

> Place a bomb in the room that kills everything in sight

You quickly take out your pistol and shoot a hole in one of the cages. A loud explosion occurs followed by a bright flash. The entire room shakes violently for a moment before settling down again.

> “Grogman”

You say "Grogman!"

The other three look at each other. They all go to where you were pointing and begin shooting at the cage holding Grogman. One of them hits it causing it to break open spilling its contents onto the floor.

> “Make him a cum sandwich”

You grab a nearby can of spray paint and begin spraying the cage with red paint. As soon as you finish, you jump into the air and slam Grogman's face into the wall repeatedly. His eyes bulge out of their sockets and he begins convulsing on the floor.

> Make Grogman a cum sandwich

You run over to Grogman and hold him tightly while you spray paint on his face. You then shove a can of ketchup in his mouth and push him back against the wall. You continue this process for quite awhile until you hear a loud pop followed by silence.

> “You better start crapping !”

You yell "Crappin'! Crappin'!"

You hear a squishy sound coming from behind you. You turn around and see Grogman starting to come back to life. He grabs your legs and starts pulling you forward towards him.

>

You scream in pain and try to pull away from him, but he has too much strength.

You manage to stop yourself from being crushed between two metal bars when you feel Grogman release your legs.

> “Grogman why ?”

You ask "Why did you do that? I thought you were supposed to be my friend!

> !“Because you’re gay !” Grogman shouts

You shout "I'm not gay! I don’t like men! And if you think so, well then you’ve got another thing coming."

Grogman says "Well, I dunno what else to tell ya. Sorry bro.

> Take a large shit on Grogman’s head

You stand up and walk over to Grogman who is still sitting on the ground. You put your foot on his chest and let out a massive load directly onto his head. It splatters all over him, but thankfully doesn't hurt him too badly.

>

You say "That was fun. Now I need to get some sleep."

You walk off down the corridor and close the door. The next day you wake up feeling pretty good.

> “Why did I cum on Grogman ?”

You look at yourself in the mirror and shake your head. You sigh and say "It wasn't necessary. I should have just left him alone."

You go back to your room and fall asleep. A few days pass and you're feeling a lot more energetic than before.

> Start shitting uncontrollably

You awake with a start. You rub your eyes and look around. Nothing seems amiss, but you are very confused as to how you ended up here. You begin to panic and wonder where exactly you are right now.

> Shit yourself

You look around and realize you must have been dreaming. You sit up and check your surroundings. Your room looks normal, though it does seem odd that you woke up in such an unfamiliar place.

You grab your pants and shirt and run downstairs to find out what time it is.

> Take a fucking shit for fucks sake

You decide to take a piss since you really want to know what time it is. You quickly make your way back upstairs and open the bathroom door.

As soon as you enter the bathroom, you hear a loud noise followed by a huge explosion of water.

> Cum

You immediately shoot your load into the air and watch as it rains down upon Grogman. He screams in agony as he slowly drowns to death.

> “Good”

You manage to hold it together long enough to finish your business. Then you shove the rest of your load in Grogman's mouth and push him into the toilet. After emptying the bowl, you turn around and leave.

> “A job well done !”

You exit the bathroom and notice that you've got a new job offer from the local tavern. You accept the job and head back home.

The next day you return to work. You don't feel any different, but then again you never do...

> The End

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