VII. Total Drama Island: The Milking

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You are Chris McLean. You host a reality television show called Total Drama Island. There are 22 contestants on your show. Your best friend is Chef Hatchet. You all live on Camp Wawanakwa. The island has been destroyed by an earthquake and you have no choice but to move in with your cousin, Mary Ann. She lives at the old Stony Point Lighthouse. Her husband died during the quake and she now takes care of her three children alone.

> “Are all 22 campers okay ?”

"Yes, they're fine."

"Good. I'm glad to hear it. Are all the campers okay? They don't look very happy about their situation."

There's silence for a moment as everyone considers what you just said.

> “Chef, can you make Geoff a sandwich ?”

"Sure, sure," he says and heads off to his trailer.

Mary Ann comes out from her trailer and looks around. "What did he bring back?" she asks.

> “A bull penis”

"A bull peniiIIIIIIIIIINNNN!" someone shouts.

You turn around and see that Chef Hatchet has come running up yelling about some giant monster lurking near the lighthouse. He runs over to it and points at it.

> !Chef throws Heather at the monster

"No! No! It's not real!" you shout.

"It's a big ol' bull peniiIIIIIIIIIINNNN!" someone else yells.

You run over to Chef who is still holding the creature by its horns.

> “Campers, what the fuck is chef doing ?”

"Heather, get him the hell away from there!" you yell.

"I'm sorry, sir..."

"Get him the hell away from there right now or this is going to be my problem."

> !Geoff slaps Heather for being a bitch

You grab Heather by the arm and slam her against the wall. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THERE RIGHT NOW OR THIS IS GOING TO BE MY PROBLEM!" You tell her as you push her to go.

She turns around and begins screaming at you.

> !Owen craps and disturbs everyone

Owen Craps, you think. Everyone should've seen that coming.

You walk into the kitchen and find Chef standing there with a shotgun in hand. He's looking at you like he wants to kill you, but instead he walks over to cook breakfast.

> “Hey Chef, go suck a dick you moron !” Duncan shouts at Chef

"Duncan, shut the hell up!" you yell.

"Yeah, yeah, I know who you are! What the hell do you want with me?!

> “Just shut up man !”

"Shut up, Duncan. Just shut up," you say as you walk past Chef.

You head down to your trailer where you find Mary Ann sitting on the floor crying. She's pale and shaking uncontrollably.

> “Bye”

"Bye, Mary Ann," you say.

"Bye, Suzy."

"Goodbye, Mary Ann."

"Goodbye, Suzy."

You exit your trailer and enter the kitchen where Chef stands there with a shotgun in hand. The others have already left.

> “Chef, did you poison the campers ?”

"Yes, I did," he says.

"What the hell were you thinking? That was stupid!"

"Well, they're all dead now so that makes things easier."

"They're not dead yet...they just died of natural causes...

> !Geoff enters

You raise your hands defensively. "Sorry, Geoff."

"Don't apologize to me, I didn't mean anything by it."

"Oh come on, you wanted them all alive to eat their hearts out after they die!

> !Geoff stuffs Chef

You grab Geoff by his shirt collar and shove him back against the wall. "That wasn't necessary, let's just forget about this ever happening again."

"Fine then, I don't care if you killed them all. But I'll never work for you again!

> !Geoff slaps you in the face

You slap Geoff hard across the face. He lets out a pained yelp before running off.

Mary Ann comes over to comfort you and tells you she thinks you need to get some sleep since tomorrow is going to be a big day.

> Milk her breasts

You decide to milk Mary Ann's massive mammaries while she sleeps. It would probably help you concentrate better during the test tomorrow.

You start rubbing your hands all over her chest and neck, which cause her to moan in pleasure.

> Start levitating

You begin floating above her and slowly move your hands towards her body. As you reach her stomach, you feel something cold touch your hand. You pull it away from shock and see Mary Ann lying naked on the floor with a large syringe in her hand.

> “What the fuck is going on ?”

You say "What the hell is going on ?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't tell you right now. We need to keep our cover until we know what exactly happened here."

"But why aren't you telling us?! What are you hiding?!

> “I’m going to go find Chef”

"I'm going to go find Chef!" you exclaim.

"No, no, no..." Mary Ann says as she begins to panic. She tries to stop you from leaving, but you grab her arm and force her to stay behind.

> “I must find Chef and Geoff !”

"I must find Chef and Geoff !" you shout.

You continue to stare at Mary Ann who continues to try to convince you that she needs time alone with her husband. After several minutes of this, she finally relents and leaves.

> Find Chef

You walk into the kitchen and look around. There's nothing else of interest here. The place looks like it was left abandoned years ago. You quickly search the fridge and drawers, finding a few bottles of beer and wine.

> !Chef and Geoff enter

You quickly rush outside and wait for Chef and Geoff to come out. They're nowhere to be found. You call out their names, but they don't answer.

> “Chef !”

You run up to them and scream "Chef! Chef !"

They both turn around and see you. They freeze instantly.

You say "We have to talk about what happened here!"

You point at the bodies on the ground.

> !Chef tickles Geoff

You laugh and slap Geoff across his face. He gasps in pain, but doesn't resist any longer.

>

You say "You two were just playing tag, but then someone slipped a needle into my wife. Then they killed her."

You stand there silently, looking down at the bodies on the ground. It takes all your willpower not to cry. Finally you shake off your tears and speak again.

> “Needles don’t go in my wife ! Do you know where needles go ?”

You continue to stand there, staring at the corpses. Suddenly you hear a voice coming from above you.

You yell "Who's there?!"

A man wearing a black suit appears before you, holding a syringe in one hand and an ice pack in the other.

> “This is going in one of your many orifices.” The man tells you.

You pause and think about what to do next. You could either shoot him, stab him, or something else.

You decide to shoot him.

You say "Let me help you."

The man nods and grabs the ice pack from you, placing it over his wound.

> Look at Chef

You take a deep breath and look at Chef. His eyes are wide as saucers. You can tell he's terrified by this development.

You say "Don't worry Chef, I'll protect you."

He nods nervously and turns away from you, walking towards the door.

> !Geoff tickles him

You grab Geoff and pull him close to you. You begin to massage his shoulders and neck.

You say "Tickle me Geoff."

Geoff smiles weakly, but continues to smile back at you. He begins to moan softly, which causes you to chuckle slightly.

>

You say "Mmm... that feels so good..."

You start to kiss Geoff on the lips, while continuing to rub his shoulders and neck. Your hands move down to his pants and begin caressing his erection through his underwear.

>

You suddenly stop kissing Geoff and grab his head with your hands. You force him to look directly into your eyes.

"I want you to kill me now Chef."

> “I’m not Chef, I’m Geoff !” He shouts

You shout "I'm not Chef, I’m Geoff! I didn’t ask for this fate!"

You turn around and run out of the room. As soon as you leave, Chef runs after you.

Years pass...

> !Chef is crying

You walk into the kitchen and see Chef sitting in a chair sobbing uncontrollably. He looks like he wants to die. You feel sick to your stomach and you quickly walk over to him.

> You sense that Geoff is nearby

You immediately recognize the smell. It's the same scent you smelled when you first met Chef.

You quickly reach for your phone and dial Geoff’s number. When you get no answer, you call his cell again and once more get no answer.

> “What is Geoff doing ?”

You hear a voice on the other end.

"Hello? Hello?" You reply.

"Hey, it's me. What’s up?"

> “Geoff, Chef wants you here man !”

You hang up and rush over to Geoff who has fallen backwards onto the floor. You pick him up and put him in your arms.

You hug Geoff tightly as tears stream down his face. You hold him tight until he calms down enough to speak again.

> “What’s wrong ?”

He wipes his eyes and says "It's nothing, just some old memories coming back to haunt me."

You nod "Good, I was worried about you. Let's go find Chef."

You both leave the house and continue walking.

> !Geoff yells “You know, that’s one massive bulge in your shorts dude !”

You yell at Geoff "Don't ever talk to me like that again!"

Geoff laughs nervously and says "Yeah, sorry about that."

You sigh in relief and say "Well I guess we can be friends then."

Geoff smiles and nods.

> !Geoff tries to grab your engorged member

You laugh "Yeah, let's do this then."

Geoff laughs and begins to take off his pants. He starts by unzipping them and takes out his member which is already half hard.

You stare at Geoff's member with lust in your eyes.

> “If only Chef were here”

You say "If only Chef were here, I could have my way with him right now."

Geoff gasps and smiles. He grabs your hand and puts it on his member. He pushes your hand away from his member and holds it up to you.

> !Geoff whispers “Just smell it.”

You look at Geoff and see a smile on his face. He reaches inside his pocket and pulls out a small bottle of lube. He opens the cap and pours some on your finger tip.

> “Where does this finger go ?”

You don't respond. Your mind is still filled with images of Chef.

You whisper "I want to taste you."

Geoff looks at you with a smile and says "That's not what I meant though, where does your finger go?

> “No, where does your finger go ?”

You shake your head "No, I want to feel you."

Geoff smiles and kisses you on the lips. His tongue goes into your mouth and moves around yours. It feels so good.

You moan loudly and start thrusting against his tongue.

> Stuff beans in his ears

You quickly push Geoff off of you and shove your hands deep inside his pockets. You pull out a handful of beans and cram them in Geoff's ears. He screams in pain as they pop out of his head. The pain causes him to fall backwards onto the ground.

> “Does that feel nice ?”

You say "Yes, thank you for doing that."

You grab Geoff by the hair and begin pulling him towards you. You kiss him deeply before he knows what's happening. He doesn't resist or fight back, but instead lets himself get pulled closer to you.

> !Chef walks in

You hear a loud noise outside. You turn around and see Chef walking down the stairs.

You shout "Hey Chef! What are you doing?!"

Chef turns around and sees you, he smiles and waves at you.

> “Join us”

You walk over to Chef and grab his arm. You pull him close and kiss him passionately. He doesn't resist or anything, he just follows you like a dog would follow its master.

You continue kissing until you're both naked.

> Pinch his swollen scrotum

You grab his scrotum and pinch it hard. He yelps in pain and tries to pull away, but you hold firm.

You say "Don't worry about it, I'm used to hurting people."

You then grab his testicles and squeeze them tightly.

> “This is what happens when two fish fuck in a pond”

You say "This is what happens when two fish screw in a pond."

You grab his limp prick and pump your hips up and down on it. Chef moans loudly as you do this. You then pull Chef's pants down and slide your wet mouth all over his meat stick.

> Bite him

You bite Chef's neck and suck on his bloodied flesh. He lets out a pained scream as you take his life force from him.

> !This arouses Geoff

You smile at Geoff who is watching you with an expression of pure lust. You lean forward and put your lips to his ear. You whisper "I love you Geoff."

He looks at you with shock and surprise, but says nothing.

> Poke him

You run over to Geoff and slap him across the face. He falls backwards onto the floor. You grab his scrotum and start poking him in the testicles. His eyes widen in horror as you poke them repeatedly.

> “And do you know what happens after you use these too much ?”

You say "After you use these too much, they fall off."

You look at Geoff and laugh. You pull his scrotum out of your hands and throw it against the wall.

Geoff screams in agony as you proceed to beat him mercilessly with your hands.

> Stuff Geoff

You shove Geoff into the back of your truck and drive off.

As you leave, you can hear Geoff screaming in pain. He tries to crawl away, but you stop him cold.

> You stuff Geoff, deeply

You slam Geoff into the ground and wrap your arms around him tightly. You push him deep inside your body and begin squeezing. You moan in pleasure as you feel his organs being squeezed.

You let go of Geoff's scrotum and say "Good boy."

> “What the fuck just happened ?”

You're not sure if you should tell Geoff what just happened or keep it to yourself.

You decide that you need to tell someone about this, so you call Bobby. You pick up the phone and ask for Bobby.

> “Bobby, I stuffed Geoff”

You answer the phone and say "Hello? Is anyone there?"

The voice on the other end doesn't sound like Bobby. It sounds more like a woman's voice.

"Hey, Suzy...it's me..." The voice says in a monotone tone.

> “I’m Chris McLean, is Bobby there ?”

You say "I'm Chris McLean, is Bobby there ?"

The voice on the other end doesn't sound like Bobby. It sounds more like a man's voice.

"Chris, are you sure he's here? I haven't heard him since we talked earlier today."

> “Bobby, fuck off”

You hang up the phone and scream in terror. You don't know why you did it, but you were overcome by fear. When you calm down, you realize that this was all your fault. If you hadn't been acting like a horny teenager, then maybe things would have turned out differently.

> “Chef, I stuffed Geoff”

You quickly get dressed and head to Bobby's trailer. You knock on the door and wait patiently while Chef opens it. He looks up from cooking when he sees you standing there.

He smiles nervously and says "Oh hi Suzy! How've you been doing?"

> “It’s me, Chris !”

You say "It's me, Chris !"

"Well, it's good to see you too! What brings you over?"

"I brought Geoff with me. I think he wants to talk to Bobby about something."

"What does he want to talk about?

> “I stuffed Geoff”

You say "I stuffed Geoff"

You nod and smile at Chef. He nods back and starts to open the door.

You step forward slowly and place your hand on the doorknob. Chef steps backwards slightly as you enter the trailer.

> “Will ‘he’ come since I didn’t milk Geoff ?”

You say "Will he come over tonight? Because I really want to milk him now."

You walk towards Chef who stands behind a counter. You grab his arm and pull him away from the counter. He turns around and gives you an angry look before walking away.

> “Chef, is Gru going to get me ?”

You say "Gru will get me, because I'm not getting him."

You turn around and start pacing back and forth. Chef walks past you as you continue to pace. Suddenly, you hear a loud noise outside.

> !Gru whispers from behind you “It’s milk time”

You turn around and see Gru standing behind you. He raises his hands defensively.

You say "Don't even try to lie to me, I know what happened."

> “I’m sorry Gru, please don’t stuff me !”

You say "I'm sorry Gru, please don't stuff me! Please?!"

You rush over to the refrigerator and grab a can of condensed milk. You begin to pour some into your palm. Then you notice that Chef has returned.

> !Gru ends Chef

You take a deep breath and exhale. You throw the can at Chef, which hits him square in the face. The can explodes violently as Chef falls backwards onto the floor. His body shatters into pieces.

> !Gru milks you

You stand up and run over to Chef. He grabs your hand and pulls you close. You kiss him passionately, causing him to moan loudly in pleasure. You then proceed to suckle on his nipples until he cums all over your face.

> !Gru is seething with rage

You feel like you should be able to handle this situation, but you're just so tired. You collapse on top of Gru and hold him tightly. He kisses you deeply and caresses your body. You both fall asleep together.

> Slap Gru with your swollen nutsack

You slap Gru across the face with your swollen nutsack. He screams out in pain and begins to cry. You laugh maniacally and continue to eat him alive.

> “Milk !”

You yell "Milk !" and begin to suckle on Gru's nipples again. You stop when you realize that you're making a mess.

You scream "Milk !" and begin to suckle on Gru’s nipples again.

> “Wait Gru, what are you hiding in your pants ?”

You ask "What are you hiding in your pants? What did you do?"

You look down and see that you've made a big mess all over Gru's underwear. He looks at his own underwear and smiles. He says "Oh, it was nothing, really."

> !Chef quivers at the sight of Gru’s member

Chef quivers at the sight of Gru's member. He quickly runs away from you and hides behind a wall.

> “Chef, what are you doing ?”

You ask Chef, who turns around and runs away. You turn back to Gru and start screaming at him. He doesn't answer.

You continue to scream at him "Chef, what are you doing?! I told you not to hide anything under your clothes!"

> Tickle Gru

You pick up one of the canisters and tickle Gru's genitals. He squeals in pain. You laugh hysterically and continue to laugh while tickling him.

> !Gru explodes

You laugh as you watch Gru explode into a cloud of goo. You smile at the spectacle.

You crawl off of Gru and begin to clean yourself up. You lay down on the floor and fall asleep.

> !Chef has a heart attack

You wake up to find Chef lying next to you. He looks at you with a mixture of fear and confusion.

> !Chef has a heart attack

You grab Chef by the hand and run over to where he is laying. You put your other arm around him and squeeze tightly. The two of you hold each other until help arrives.

>

The paramedics arrive and take Chef away. They tell you to stay calm. You nod and try to remain composed.

"Well, I guess we'll never know..." you mumble to yourself.

> !Geoff cries

You sit alone in the hospital room. You're crying again. This time it's uncontrollable tears. Your mother comes in and sits beside you. She holds your hand and strokes your hair gently.

She tells you she loves you.

> !Geoff cries

You cry for her. Tears stream down your face. She hugs you and whispers comforting words into your ear.

You sob quietly to her, unable to speak or even make sounds.

> !Geoff ejaculates

You hear Geoff's voice from behind you. He smiles and says "Goodnight sweetheart."

He walks out of the room leaving you alone in silence.

> !Geoff falls out of a window

You stand up slowly. You look around the room and see that everything is still there. The walls are still white, the furniture is still there, even the bed is still made. But now it's just empty space. There's no way to know if anything will ever be back here again...

> !Geoff commits suicide

You stare at Geoff who lies dead in front of you. His body is completely covered with bruises and cuts. You feel sick and vomit all over his corpse.

Your mother comes in and picks up Geoff's bloody body.

> “Milk him !”

You walk over to Geoff's corpse and pick him up. You carry him outside and throw him on the ground. Then you milk him like a cow.

>

You eat Geoff's flesh and blood.

>

You die.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -